* Every August Dog’s Go Biting Elvis
* Even Average Dogs Get Bones Eventually
* Eat All Dead Gophers Before Easter
* Every Acid Dealer Gets Busted Eventually
* Elephants And Donkeys Grow Big Ears
* Every Acolyte Does Get Better Eventually
* Every Body Go Drink And Eat
* Easter Bunny Gets Drunk At Easter
* Every Average Dude Gets Booze Easily
* Eddie Ate Dynamite, Good Bye Eddie